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Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL it’s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

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Dog gone it!

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I hate you.

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So, OP got rewarded?

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