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Explain how we are malnourished when ONE burger contains EVERY food group. You can’t.

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vitamin deficient

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That’s what we got flintstone gummies for bruh.

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flintstone gummies

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flintstones_Chewable_Vitamins

They feature vitamins in the shapes of the Flintstones characters: Fred Flintstone, Wilma Flintstone, Pebbles Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble, Bamm-Bamm Rubble, Dino, and The Great Gazoo.

For over twenty years, Betty was not included as one of the vitamins. However, after a grassroots campaign and the results of a Bayer telephone poll came in favor of including Betty, the character was added to the lineup in 1995, replacing the Flintstone car.

The !fuckcars@lemmy.world people should be using Betty as their mascot.

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You put Fred Flinstone in your mouth? Sounds kind of gay.

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