Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.
I think you think you are joking but that is a real beverage option for said burger. They even add a stick of butter for extra fat content.
Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.
We’ve had that for nearly a century, it’s just state fair food because even Americans have standards.
Haha that’s cute! That’s where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.