lol I was complaining to my partner yesterday that they were using their “signs and sigils sourcebook” as a monitor riser when we have SO MANY OF MY OLD JAVA TEXTBOOKS to use. I was like “that should live on the coffee table in an ideal world where we had a nice home” and they were like “yeah it was okay but the author had a weird fascination about Harry Potter? Like kept harping on about how brilliant it was? seemed kind of childish and lame” I was like “I’m out. Trash.”

They’re also using a herbology book as a fucking coaster for their drinks. That has me honestly staying salty today now that I remember.

They also added a netflix nature documentary to our list to watch and we read the description “narrated by barrack obama” and I was like “I AM NOT WATCHING A FUCKEN NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATED BY A MAN WHO SHOULD BE TRIED IN THE HAGUE AND HUNG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.” Partner got a good chuckle out of that one.

(God, they put up with so much from me, for someone who’s an “even less theory having MFer” than I am. I teach them bout important hexbear terminology and link them to stuff here and they think it’s a cool site. At least now I can discuss doohickey related things without having to show my ass around all the digital surveillance.)