Sorry, my solidarity is reserved for states who DON’T support the genocide in Gaza

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Let them fight. Wait. Let us fight? Maybe Trump will reintroduce the draft. Fuck around find out, Saskatchewan

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If they draft me I am throwing the first grenade I see directly at the nearest officer

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As soon as they start live fire drills you better believe I’m turning around and blasting whoever’s in charge.

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I wonder how many times you could get away with “Oh shit, sorry, my bad!” before they catch on. “I could have sworn the safety was on, I just instinctively turned around when I thought corporal dudley called my name.” “I know grenades are dangerous but I’ve always been such a butterfingers.”

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