Sorry, my solidarity is reserved for states who DON’T support the genocide in Gaza
Let them fight. Wait. Let us fight? Maybe Trump will reintroduce the draft. Fuck around find out, Saskatchewan
If they draft me I am throwing the first grenade I see directly at the nearest officer
As soon as they start live fire drills you better believe I’m turning around and blasting whoever’s in charge.
I wonder how many times you could get away with “Oh shit, sorry, my bad!” before they catch on. “I could have sworn the safety was on, I just instinctively turned around when I thought corporal dudley called my name.” “I know grenades are dangerous but I’ve always been such a butterfingers.”