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“I’m going to try to hack the system.”

# sudo apt install hollywood

# hollywood

“We’re in!”

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While Hugh Jackman gets some sloppy dome (with a gun pointed to his head).

Its because he’s the best there is folks.

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4 points

Swordfish 2 plz

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Hasn’t touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers…

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Well hilariously, its even worse/better. It was RSAs 128bit rc5, which would take waaaayyyyyy longer than an hour to crack. Like, supercomputers dedicated to the task for years sort of thing.

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sudo rm -rf ~/*

“Fuck y’all, I quit. Good luck with the crisis.”

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