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Twitter's filters for anybody out of the loop(slrpnk.net)

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Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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IOs application? -> App

VLC mediaplayer? -> App

Console videogame? -> App

Website? -> App

Calculator function on a smartwatch? -> App

The fully hardware-based light sensor that closes the blinds? -> App

My cat running to the bowl when I put new food in? -> Soon to be an App

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Zink@programming.dev
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Potato skins loaded with cheese and bacon? -> App

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RabbitInTheWoodPile@lemm.ee
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Trying to download … stupid slow bandwidth! D’oh!

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inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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You wouldn’t download a cat!

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RabbitInTheWoodPile@lemm.ee
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You don’t need to download a cat. They distribute themselves very well. It’s a feature. Try walking around with psspsspss coming out of your mouth and fancy snacks in your pockets and see what happens.

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Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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Cat downloads human in this case.

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L3mmyW1nks@lemmy.world
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Your cat might see you as an app already!

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Hupf@feddit.org
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There’s an App for that!

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