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If Catholic god turns out to be real, a _whole_lot of people are going to be unpleasantly surprised. Including, but not limited to:

  • everyone left in Palestine
  • almost everyone in Israel
  • most of America
  • a large percentage of actual Catholics
  • most of the people living in Asia
  • all of the Protestants
  • all of the atheists

And it really depends on which Catholic god you end up with. Eastern Orthodox? Western Papal? And todayโ€™s Vatican wouldnโ€™t be recognized as being properly practicing Catholics to Catholics from 400 years ago, so maybe most of everyone on Earth? Certainly, at least 90% of us, if not more, are going to hell.

Letโ€™s all hope the Catholic god doesnโ€™t turn out to be real. Our collective best bet is probably Buddhism; or some random Universal Life Force cult with 18 members that nobody has ever heard of, who believes in a no-constraints, all-loving, all-forgiving Supreme Being. Iโ€™d be happy with a reasonably benevolent simulation, too.

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everyone left in Palestine

how so? the Pope spoke against the genocide. putting Palestinian Catholics aside. Explain.

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Relatively few Palestinians are Catholic. Muslims are not going to a Catholic heaven.

Source is Reuters, which is acceptable, I assume? Data is from 2007, but as it was shrinking back then, and since Israel has been purging Palestine of Palestinians fairly indiscriminatorily, and since Christians are unpopular in Israel to begun with, thereโ€™s little reason to expect the IDF to be bothering to check the religion of the people theyโ€™re murdering or spare Christians even if they did.

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Muslims are not going to a Catholic heaven.

If the faithless and atheists can go to heaven why not Muslims? Muslims if anything at least believe in the Virgin Birth and Second Coming of Jesus Christ even if they donโ€™t believe in the Crucifixion and Trinity.

Of course among Muslims and Christians you will find those who believe only their tightly knit group is going to heaven and everyone else is going to hell.

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It just seems so criminal to murder thousands with your policies and then die 2 years later. At least both Bushโ€™s lived long enough to regret their actions. We need a secular equivalent to โ€œI hope he rots in hell.โ€

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Yeah, I agree, although if weโ€™re wishing, I think itโ€™d be better to wish this shit didnโ€™t happen in the first place.

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True, that would be ideal and probably easier for the universe to deliver than catholic hell.

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Help the sky and the sky will help you. Did you know conspiration to commit genocide was a capital offense in the US? Just tie him to the chair

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