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"To the Police or whom it may concern,

By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time

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Children’s game rules. “Well I have INFINITY PLUS ONE money!”

“Nuh uh, I have infinity plus infinity money!”

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Rookie mistake. Forgot to say “no comebacks”.

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