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14 points
Sure, that gets you the time off, but this guy flew to Paris and hung out for that entire time and found his βcreative sparkβ. We also need like 50% higher wages so weβre not sitting in a Parisian cafe thinking βoh fuck this vacation is going to bankrupt meβ or stuck at home unable to afford the flight to begin with.