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Things that freaked H. P. Lovecraft out:

  • Geometry
  • Stars
  • Cool air
  • Subways
  • Old houses
  • Corners of rooms
  • Violin music
  • Flute music
  • The very concept of dreams
  • Realistic paintings

It would be easier to list the things that didn’t freak Howard out.

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79 points

Plus everyone who wasn’t white and from his home town.

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On the Creation of N*ggers

When, long ago, the Gods created Earth, In Jove’s fair image Man was shap’d at birth. The beasts for lesser parts were next design’d; Yet were they too remote from humankind. To fill this gap, and join the rest to man, Th’Olympian host conceiv’d a clever plan. A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure, Fill’d it with vice, and call’d the thing a N*GGER.

H.P.LOVECRAFT.

😬😬😬

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44 points

You’re just taking him out of context. /s

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11 points

I am not surprised that this is actually something he wrote.

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6 points

Please put something like this behind a spoiler or something; there are those of us who’ve had that word hurled enough in our daily life that it suddenly appearing while browsing social media is alarm-inducing.

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-1 points

Lovercraft was a gamer

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33 points

My favorite way of explaining how racist he was is that his contemporaries over a century ago in the “Birth of a Nation” period of racism were like “Dude - tone down the racism.”

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25 points
  • Colors
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28 points

Of light. But also black people too, but that’s not what I meant!

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Things that made him cum:

  • Gambreled rooftops mostly

Honorable mentions:

  • Gables
  • Central chimneys
  • Providence
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  • Maine

see also: Stephen King

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16 points
  • his cat

…that’s probably it

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20 points

And his cat’s name freaks out all of us

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20 points

what do you mean, surely it cant be that bad

oh

oh noooooo

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6 points

Holy shit

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8 points

Lol, apparently I’m a double threat against H.P.L. I was first chair flute and first chair violin.

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12 points

Orchestral miscegenation probably also freaked him out

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8 points

A kender with two different instruments AND two chairs, you say? 🤔

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Ummm, my band teacher wouldn’t let me play violin in band, so I earned first or second chair in every section of the band out of spite.

I earned first chair violin in university.

Funnily enough bard is my least favorite D&D class…

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7 points

Angle of a wall.

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5 points

Corners of rooms

Is this a mf “Hounds of Tindalos” reference.

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Paying more than a few cents for coffee Spending more than $3 a day on food

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I am not a huge Lovecraft fan (despite reading more than I probably should have), but Cool Air is a rare short story I can find absolutely no fault with.

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