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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections(www.thedailybeast.com)

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jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn’t find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

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antiquity2038@reddthat.com
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Didn’t think you were serious.

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jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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Yep, thats the one

Edit: lol you’re downloading it?

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NudeNewt@lemm.ee
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lol you’re downloading it

As they should

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jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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encouraging collaboration and innovation

Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.

“Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”

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MadBigote@lemmy.world
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Lol and you’re downloading it!

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CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world
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Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…

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antiquity2038@reddthat.com
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I guess it might help if you’re concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.

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Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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SUBSCRIBE

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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

So many questions.

Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

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jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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I’m sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually

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