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46 points

I’d also go for Data, Riker, and LaForge.

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27 points

You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.

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16 points

Please… No more…

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1 point

I didn’t realize there was a Miles O’Brien floating around on Lemmy!

We’re friends now. Just accept it.

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11 points

Now roll for shirt color.

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4 points

Alright.

1d4, and this is the order; 1 = red, 2 = yellow, 3 = blue, 4 = green.

And I got 3, so that’s blue! :D

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14 points

Oopsie poopsie, you got Lore!

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9 points

Also the other Riker…

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5 points

I’ll take Thomas Riker any day over Ensign Picard.

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2 points

And Geordi has gotten fixated on your engineering skills…

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2 points

Thomas Riker was alright, it’s not like he’s from the mirror universe

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6 points

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Ehhh debatable if Data is a “man”, and LaForge… well, he wouldn’t be on my list. My picks from TNG to share a turbolift would would be Picard, O’Brien and Riker. Picard would be either ruminating on some deep crisis or current drama and be quiet and majestic. O’Brien would be preoccupied and anxious about some project and trying to build up the courage to talk to the senior officers about it. Riker would be relaxed, polite and crack a joke that would make you chuckle.

If counting non-human male characters across ST, then Data, Odo and Spock.

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non-zero chance Riker tries to flirt with you

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Sure but he would handle rejection well and laugh it off. Riker, afaicr, respected signals and consent. He flirted with people who seemed open to it and was perfectly professional to those who weren’t. What makes flirting feel unsafe is the threat of men taking it badly if rejected.

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3 points

I mean… No Worf? I feel like he’d be the safest choice together with Data

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Eh, he can have a temper, I know it doesn’t necessarily come up day to day but when he’s pissed he doesn’t always contain his anger. He’s safer than a lot of people but no he doesn’t make my top three. My runner up for top three male non-humans was actually Garak.

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Pretty sure Data’s status was solidified in Measure of a Man. I was also keeping it era and crew consistent, so no cross-era or cross-crew groups. The reason being that it is in keeping with the meme above.

As for why I chose Data, Riker, and LaForge; for their technical problem solving skills. And that they work really well together solving technical problems. I don’t need anyone to be majestic or fret about some project. I need them to fix the elevator. XD

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I’ll choose chaos. Picard, Riker, and Q.

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I feel like you’d have more chaos with Picard, Martok, and Q

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6 points

LaForge is occasionally kinda creepy…

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1 point

Only if there’s a particularly attractive hologram nearby. Not a problem when stuck in an elevator.

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1 point

The Doctor, with his mobile emitter, disagrees.

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6 points

Luke, Han, and R2D2.

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6 points

I don’t know about feeling “safe” with Han, but unsafe in a good way. Like I trust him but not myself. Artoo could probably plug in and fix the elevator, too.

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3 points

Not Obi-wan?

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5 points

I’m old school. He didn’t make it out of the first movie.

If I grew up with prequels, then yeah. Chewie as well if I could fit a fourth.

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3 points

What about that boy, what was his name? Anie i think. He seems innocent enough.

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On one hand, he’s the negociator. On the other hand he’s the hand and legs taker. (Whether or not you want him in the elevator, depends on the hand he chooses to take.)

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Eh, I’d say R2-D2 doesn’t count as a “man” at all, being neither human nor clearly gendered in any way.

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C-3P0, our translator for R2’s boopspeak uses he/him pronouns for the little guy and so does at least Luke so he’s effectively masc presenting. One could argue he’s a man but the society he’s in effectively classes sentient droids as property without the reserve they do for non-artificial species and are unlikely to confer the other cultural aspects “manhood” onto a droid.

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2 points

That’s a good combo too.

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3 points

Riker?

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5 points

He’s charismatic and playfully flirty but receptive to signals and a good communicator. He wouldn’t do anything untoward without consent.

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2 points

Sure, but you’d still come out of the elevator pregnant.

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2 points

I hardly even know ‘er!

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