Soup to nuts

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Hello?

Hey what’s up?

I need your help can you come here?

I can’t I’m buying clothes.

Alright well hurry up and come over here.

I can’t find ‘em.

What do you mean you can’t find them?

I can’t find them there’s only soup.

What do you mean there’s only soup?

It means there’s only soup!

WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

step step step step step step step step step

There’s more soup!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

THERE’S STILL SOUP

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

I’M AT SOUP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

FUCK YOU

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From that transcript, I guess I figured the call must have originally issued forth from meth-rotted teeth and a scraggly beard on a tweeker… nope its some weeb shit.

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Anime is just meth for those that never learned the social skills to find a drug dealer.

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