liberals are so shallow
i am very handsome but you know what liberals only care about WhAtS oN tHe InSiDe
im at least a 6
im above average by definition but do liberals care no they dont even see that they see a man who says things they dont like well guess what im more than my beliefs and the words that come out of my mouth alright im a human body with MINIMAL back and knee pain can you believe it at my age
i used to bench 315
i could even throw a pigskin a quarter mile but whenever i bring that up on dates girls dont even care and yet IM the shallow one its absurd and they dont even care that i was popular in highschool but i care about their past because im not shallow i want to know if they were a cheerleader or a geek
look past the person and see me
liberals get stuck on shallow things like who i voted for and how i treat wait staff and that im technically married but they need to practice looking past those superficial things to see how handsome i am and hear my cool stories like about how i met george bush once
do you have tips for courting liberal ladies if so please drop them in the comments
Reading this feels like a fever dream
