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Illinois governor declares Lake Michigan is now Lake Illinois(www.wilx.com)

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We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as β€œNew Australia”.

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You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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I should send an email to the prime minister. Its easy to guess as it just follows the pattern of all the other members.

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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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New New South Wales.

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NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

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null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I quite like the name β€œKraft VegemiteTM presents New Australia”.

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1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world
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Powered by Bunnings

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Meursault@lemmy.world
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I’m okay with this.

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frog_brawler@lemmy.world
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Please do this.

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U don’t get our free healthcare tho

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Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
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Well what the hell is the point then?!

Wait. The accent. I’m down for it again

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frog_brawler@lemmy.world
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Well that’s fucked up

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LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world
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Nah get the Dutch to retake it and rechristen us as Niewe Amsterdam. I want my coffeeshop weed.

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TheRealKuni@midwest.social
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Whatever happened to Ameristralia? Wasn’t that a thing back on The Old Site for a while?

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