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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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The hammer is your finger and the manifestation of your hiccups is your fathers prostate gland

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Uranium 🟩@sh.itjust.works
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Incidentally, IIRC one of, if not the only proven cure for the hiccups is a prostate massage, now normally it’s the person with the hiccups who gets massaged, as opposed to being the masseur…

Though I have no idea if that technique works for women as well, or if it’s just men who have that awkwardly placed off switch

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Shortstack@reddthat.com
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Do you have a source for that?

…asking for a friend

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i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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I’ll keep this in my back pocket next time my partner has the hiccups. I’ll massage her prostate and report back.

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