Wait, therapists let you drink wine in session?
How am I just finding out about this now??!?!?
You pay enough to the right therapist you could probably snort cocaine out of their asshole. Student loans are no joke.
I’ve finally actually snorted cocaine out of my partner’s asshole and it was exactly as fantastic as I thought it would be
I’ve been told tonight that I should not try cocaine. It is totally underwhelming and only brings addiction. If I want to dabble in drugs, I should try psychedelics. XTC at a music festival is fine too.
I’m just waking up. My brain isn’t fully on yet. I read that as
I’ve finally actually snorted cocaine out of my parents assholes
I was ready yo conclude you’re from Alabama, but was confused by how someone from Alabama could afford cocaine.