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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users(theonion.com)

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supernight52@lemmy.world
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Jesus, my heart dropped for a second because this legitimately seems like something this admin would/will do.

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espentan@lemmy.world
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Congratulations, we see you have learned French, so now you qualify for immediate and forceful relocation to Cameroon!

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grue@lemmy.world
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Well, shit. I was hoping for Tahiti.

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MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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I heard it was a magical place…

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Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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More likely they would be telling white women learning other languages in preparation to emigrate elsewhere that they aren’t allowed to leave the country as they are now property.

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialOPM
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Same friend, same. I ate it hard at first.

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MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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No wonder Duo got killed by a swatzicar…

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