Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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Feels kinda like home dunnit? Two broke arms, coconut, poop knife. Better?

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I first heard what a poop knife was about 10 years ago from my wife. Evidently they had one in her house growing up.

She and some of y’all need jesus lol.

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I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven’t ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

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Yea, I don’t want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won’t someone think of the pipes!

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Don’t forget jolly rancher.

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