What about their legs? They don’t need their legs

We should. Every year, during tax season, we should take the richest person (or company, fuck it) and redistribute 50% of their assets. Pay for UBI with it, fund social services, etc. Then we build a statue in their honor in the hall of “greatest winners”.

You know how some Chinese provinces eat frogs? I want my millionaire done like that, but I want to be the one who salts them.

Wood chipping the rich and their lineage is faster. Could even make them go through a water slide and end in the wood chipper.

No last words. No quotes. Simply cleaning an infection as indifferently as the maggots stuck to the side of the trash bag you toss out.

I say we cage them in cuba and let them eat each other.