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17 points

Seems like you’d burn more gas than you’d earn working this job, never mind the insurance alone lol

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Could be one of these rich kids that get forced by their parents to work a job in a desperate attempt to prevent them from becoming spoiled.

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Probably a body kit…

Or the owner.

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9 points

Also the risk of parking that car in all the shady areas that delivery drivers have to go

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17 points

Just park it under an suv, nobody will notice.

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4 points

Yeah that’s what I was thinking about, unless he’s in a really nice area exclusively with no bad neighborhoods in the delivery radius. He’s probably got a gun on him too, many pizza drivers do who drive less fancy shit than that, so at least there’s that too.

Also, his Corolla is probably just off screen and he delivered to a customer who owns this car (or some similar situation) and the guy who owns the car said “sure just don’t scratch my shit” just for the lolz, but it’s fun to imagine.

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3 points

I had to take an Uber back to my car after a bicycle breakdown a few weeks ago. The guy picked me up in a white Mercedes Benz with white leather interior, and he didn’t even care that I got chain grease all over his back seat. He was chatting about how he was going to retire once his savings hit $5 million. He was either clinically insane or I really don’t understand the economics of Uber whatsoever.

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Most drivers I’ve met seem to do it as a side gig. He might’ve been crazy/senile, but he might’ve just been driving for fun/extra cash

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