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You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor’s lawn…
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Mowing the lawn is the only hour of uninterrupted creativity I get in the week. Also my neighbour’s lawn is 50% dandelions.
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Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.
Your neighbor’s lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.
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While I disagree with your take that dandelions are bad, that’s a great mow job! How do you get stripes that pronounced?
