Historians Uncover New Evidence That Jesus Made Annoying Smacking Sound After Every Sip Of Wine(theonion.com)

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Judas: Hey Jesus, are you coming to the Last Supper later?

Jesus: The what supper?

Judas: The supper. Just the supper.

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Jesus: oh! Yea, I can make it. I’ll bring the wine

Judas: it’ll be the last wine you ever have

Jesus: wait what?

Judas: I said yea that’ll be fine

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