I know that’s a joke, but seriously, getting an abortion or having a miscarriage hurts like hell and isn’t a good alternative.

Birth control can be a lot better, but most of what modern science can do is just trick the body into thinking it’s pregnant when it’s not with hormones or copper (which makes it toxic for sperm and eggs). So it’s not going to fix everything and there are many possible side effects that can be quite frustrating to deal with.