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Linoleum. He won’t go down to the landing to the basement. He’ll do one, maybe 2 steps. So that’s where I keep his food. Even if I forget to shut the door, he won’t go down there and annihilate the bag.

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Meanwhile, my dog is so stupid, he’ll jump onto slippery vinyl floors from couches and chairs. I’ve actually seen him slip, fall sideways and body slam into the ground. I found him limping one time and I’m reasonably sure it was from jumping off the couch, which is when I finally put my foot down and blocked him from jumping up onto it. Built a little ramp instead.

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Awww I like that you changed the method instead of banning him.

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It’s where he’s allowed to cuddle/lay in your lap. It’s easier than having guests get down on the ground for it, and there are two couches, one allowed and one not. So guests that don’t want a begger of pets can choose.

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Why, if that isn’t my favorite NoFx song ever. Check it out, foooooo lol

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