SAVE THE COSMOS, GET THE GIRL, BE A ROBOT WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX DISCOVER STRANGE NEW LIFE AND MEET OR EAT IT. WELCOME TO: GALACTIC FLEET!

Okay, since the John is Possessed game didn’t end up gaining traction, let’s do a game of Laser’s and Feelings. It’s a one-page space rpg by John Harper. We’ll keep it fast and loose, and base this one the tone of Galaxy Quest/Star Trek/The Orville etc.

• Choose a Style for Your Character: Alien, Android, Dangerous, Heroic, Hot Shot, Intrepid or Savy.

• Choose a Role for Your Character: Doctor, Envoy, Explorer, Engineer, Pilot, Scientist, or Soldier.

• Choose Your Number, from 2 to 5: A high number means you’re better at LASERS (Technology; Science; Cold rationality; calm, precise action). A low number means you’re better at FEELINGS (Intuition; Diplomacy; Seduction; wild, passionate action).

• Give Your Character a Cool Space Name Like Dirk Fark-hopper or Something:

• In Your Inventory: You have consortium uniform (with built-in vac-suit for space walks) a SUPER-SWEET-space-phone-communicator-thing (with built in translator), a variable-beam phase pistol (set to stun, of course…usually).

• Pick a character Goal: Become Captain, Meet New Aliens, Shoot Bad Guys, Find New Worlds, Solve Weird Space Mysteries, Prove Yourself, or Keep Being Awesome.

• You have a ship: The Technicolor Nebulae, it’s Well-Armed, with a Cloaking Device, only it has Horrible Circuit-Breakers.

STORY:

ALIEN BRAIN WORMS WANT TO EMPOWER THEIR GIANT DEATH RAY WHICH WILL DESTROY AN ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!