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A news.ycombinator.com screenshot. It has two comments. The first reads: “I told ChatGPT my mom’s name the day my account got persistent memory, last april. I also told it to figure out my dad’s name. Once a month or so I would ask it my mom and dad’s name. By november it had figured out my dad’s name. https://x.com/kenwarner/status/1859637611595214888” It has a reply saying “Unfortunately I feel like the fact that your dad’s name is the same as yours somewhat diminishes that accomplishment.”.
Assuming two six-sided dice; probability of throwing a 12 is 1 in 36 or just over a month on average. If it took you eight months, it’s safe to assume they are sentient and will proceed with murdering shortly