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Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

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Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

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The smarter ones would be vacationing in a different country, or on open seas on their yachts

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I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.

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Just regular pay, but with the promise of a Friday pizza party.

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CEOs would be in Europe.

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Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

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