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People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

Some people claim it’s safe, but if it’s so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

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I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!

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21 points

And a 100% fatality rate. Everyone who touches it dies.

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8 points

It’s really creepy. We should make a move to stop dihydrogen monoxide being interfering with our lives!

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We could take it from people’s lives and environment, then bottle it and sell it back to them!

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Not to mention its so addictive that brings people in a state of daze and confusion till they actually believe it’s good for they’re health and they go spreading words such as “u should drink at least a liter and a half a day” we are gone so far that there are also biosynthesized or chemically engineered versions for bays and little kitties this society is awfull

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Truly, DHMO is the Devil’s plaything. It’s worse than fentanyl!

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I didn’t even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It’s nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.

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Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy

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Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!

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