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Also here in the UK a large majority believe that “Empire” was a nice pleasant good thing that did nothing but good to the countries we merely ’looked after’.

We call the ones that haven’t fully told us to ‘fuck off’ the ‘Commonwealth’ and hold lots of PR events like Olympic-esque games and ‘rich monarch waves at people who’s country has a GDP less than their hat largely because we stole all their resources before they could use them to develop’ tours.

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Jesus Christ, do not ever tell an English person that you think Winston Churchill was a monster. Worst mistake of my life. You’d swear I’d shat on his mum’s grave.

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The guy who famine’d million of indians? Who wanted to use chemical weapons to put down rebellions in Africa?

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There’s been a concerted effort to paint him as a heroic figure so that the blitz can be used as a rallying point for British nationalism.

The Welsh curriculum at least taught me about the time he sent the military in to gun down striking miners in Tonypandy. I don’t think the English education system teaches children about any of the shit he did.

The end result is he’s almost become a secular saint for some English.

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Everyone also thinks the queen was just a passive tourist icon and not an actively supportive participant and cheerleader of that colonialism.

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At one time the queen of England was the most successful drug dealer on the planet.

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9 points

Lyndon LaRouche has entered the chat.

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I remember that old black and white footage of queen whoeverthefuck (victoria?) tossing little pieces of food to the ground for african toddlers to scramble for in the exact same way you or I would feed pigeons in the park.

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Wasnt able to find Victoria doing this (Didnt search very hard), but I did find this link of an English woman doing that with coins in 1899:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GN8zVB-YyJk

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The worst part was that she had no dark hour of realization of being a monster while she lived and I have no faith in the afterlife. She just won life. Like it was a video game and we all didn’t matter.

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32 points

Am I remembering right where William and Kate tried to visit somewhere with one of these bullshit tours and were told to fuck off pretty much?

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Yes, I forget where but it was in the Caribbean I believe.

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“we sent the convicts to australia, and because we decreed that it was empty, everything turned out fine”

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