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I’m pretty happy with mine.

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Let’s crucify this guy

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I’m pretty happy with mine too.

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4 points

Why the fuck are you godless? I’m right here, bitch.

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Well, once you can prove you’re a God, and not just some Hispanic guy, I’ll reconsider.

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Are we talking pre-crucifixion, zombie, or the missing lore three day period between?

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Zombie Jesus, obviously. It’s 2023, not 10 AD.

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10 points

He’s alive! And on lemmy!!

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3 points

Now he should die for our sins!

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4 points

I’m not alive, I’m undead.

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what do people say when You sneeze?

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