I’ll start. Teenage me driving up the street to hang out with friends at the mall and passed my younger neighbor and his mom. When I got back a couple hours later, the neighbor’s mom was livid - confronting me for the slight. I seriously had no idea wtf she was talking about and I couldn’t convince her otherwise.

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I had a “gf” in grade 6 break up with me because she claimed to have seen me in a porno. I didn’t even know how to respond

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She cared enough to lie her ass off, in retrospect it might work out to a compliment.

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Wait, grade 6 is like 11-12 years old right? I’d say that both being in or watching porn at that age is a concern.

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Surely this poster is from somewhere else where that grade is much older right?? 🤞

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I hope you are right.

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Nah, sounds about right, at least for kids who had the Internet at 6th grade. For me it was back in the dialup days, but still, once I accidentally stumbled onto CumFiesta - which I thought was pronounced “coom fiesta,” since I’d never heard the word cum - I spent every morning of summer vacation on the Internet staring at naked women for a reason I didn’t understand, making sure to get offline by 11 so I didn’t tie up the phone lines for my parents when they’d call to check in on their lunch breaks.

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me inviting a friend I just met to come over and watch this cool thing called porn at 8 years

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