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Elon: "No monkey has died as a result of a Neuralink implant. First our early implants, to minimize risk to healthy monkeys, we chose terminal moneys (close to death already)."(nitter.salastil.com)

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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I wonder what Elon really means by terminal. How elastic is the term? The monkeys were old? Or some of the monkeys were old? Or some of the monkeys might have been old? Or all the monkeys were adult monkeys so “terminal” means “not juvenile”.

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betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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His team went dumpster diving behind a cosmetics research lab and got all the still-good monkeys out of the trash.

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JuneFall [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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Meanwhile the cosmetic company: We gave monkeys with stable health signals to Neuralink so we are free of their death, too.

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🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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He meant airport terminal, checkmate tankies

Edit: Just wanted to point out he said terminal “moneys”

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