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Sorry everyone, it’s my fault. I called turtlepower an egg. 😔

edit: you fools! I never did such a thing!!

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jokingly being called an egg is a right of passage for anyone hanging out with enough trans people.

everyone knows the actual trans prime directive means we can’t try to tell anyone they’re trans even if we suspect it. you have to figure it out yourself.

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That was my first thought too! It has that Lovecraftian, Dreherian horror of “They’re gonna trans me!” and it’s like, why is that both your firm belief and first concern lol

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Pfffft like they even know what that term means.

“THESE EBIL HEXBEARS SAY THAT IM SCRAMBLED!”

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his brain’s def scrambled

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I get where you’re coming from. I think they doth protest too much.

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