-30 points
28 points
Schrodinger’s Conservative Asshole:
Option A: the cat thinks you’re witty and accurate! –>Thank you, I am an observant and urbane man of the world
Option B: the cat thinks you’re an offensive and deeply wrong asshole! –> Jeez, you upright jerks just can’t take a funny joke
21 points
Jokes are usually humorous. This is just word salad by someone delusional.
-5 points
jokes are also subjective. i guess i misjudged this audience as having critical thinking skills
3 points
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