30 points
I think the simulation ended on December 21, 2012.
We’re in the “one more turn” phase and they’re just screwing with the sim.
4 points
That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.
Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.
The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.
