she doesn’t display any of Jesus’s qualities
Disagree.
She has long hair. Ok, not specified in the bible, but it’s canon at this point.
Also the episode of Jesus whoring at the theatre… Wait what is this bible?
For a moment I really thought there was something in the bible that could be seen as Jesus “whoring at the theater”
If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.
I’ll wait for a good uncensored chatbot to write me a seemingly truthful story about exactly that. I wonder how many people would believe it if I just showed them
Brawndon 6:4-7 And thus went Big J to the theatre, for Pagliacus was in town. But when the spectacle started, Jesus was overcome by the lust of whoring. And so it came to pass that he was brought to the tribunal for indecent exposure, and whoring, and petty theft and also grand theft auto, bribery, and contempt, and illegal possession of firearms, and possession and sale of drugs, and illegal possession of a dangerous animal.
No, he was the only white guy in the middle east, as proven buy all church depictions, which are basically photographs. /s
