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It'll hopefully be a keyboard and mouse for me(lemmy.ml)

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Brimos@lemmy.world
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Wait, you guys get to retire?

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pH3ra@lemmy.ml
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My retirement plan is 10 grams of lead

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Yuumi@lemmy.ml
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Real (real)

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Hexagon@feddit.it
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My retirement plan is society collapsing on itself

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AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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Ahh the old “Smith & Wesson Retirement Plan”

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ChrisLicht@lemm.ee
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4 bars and some fenty. Nu fuss, no muss.

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ColorcodedResistor@lemm.ee
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PunnyName@lemmy.world
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I’m gonna turn my on / off switch to “off”.

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peopleproblems@lemmy.world
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I plan to build up my retirement fund to buy my medication for a month and then we’ll take it from there

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solidsnake2085@lemmy.world
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I’ve got 27 years until I am old enough to get my pension.

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jcit878@lemmy.world
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26 to the month for me. assuming they don’t change it again

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GreenMario@lemm.ee
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I choose the Kurt Cobain retirement.

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