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Ah if Internet was only websites, life would be easier.

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It is! That’s what the w in www stands for.

Also a totally real fact: putting the “s” at the end of https:// is what makes it secure and it works on other things as well. Eating a brownie is unsecure and dangerous, but brownies has better security and should be consumed frequently.
Here’s some more examples of other everyday items that you can easily secure:

  • Oreo❎ Oreos☑️
  • Sock❎ Socks☑️
  • Fart❎ Farts☑️
  • Douche Canoe❎ Douche Canoes☑️

Items that can’t be secured without modification:

  • Potato❎ Potatoes☑️❔
  • Hamburger Patty❎ Hamburger Patties☑️❔
  • Fish❎ Fishes☑️❔
  • Serial Killer With a Knife❎ Serial Killer With Some Knives☑️❔

Please note that for every rule, there is an exception. Take Deer for example. Deer can’t be secured. Fuck Deer, the lazy unencrypted bastards…

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