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Devi@beehaw.org
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I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.

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deeznutz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.

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Devi@beehaw.org
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If I’m really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!

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