Hans Niemann was accused of cheating after he beat Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen last September.

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This was a joke invented by r/anarchychess. I’d be amazed if it were real.

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I play chess and I have a… a friend who uses a vibrator

So ofc it’s real, just not Hans

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Yeah that’s what I meant. It’s not that it’s not real, but the origin of the meme was Hans saying something to the effect of “I’ll play Magnus naked to prove I’m not cheating” to which everyone responded that the anal beads technique would be how he did it. Of course the corollary of that is that there are numerous ways for him to cheat while fully clothed.

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Best joke about that I saw was a video of Hans playing someone and looking confident up until a blunder or something. Then he realizes what happened and puts his face in his hands and closes his eyes.

The comment on the YouTube video was: “when the computer gives up and then switches to pleasure mode”

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I remember when I first heard the rumours and I immediately thought of how sensitive one’s anal linings would be to perceive Morse code via a butt plug. Then pondered upon the max possible bandwidth of buttplug-mediated information transfer. Finally, I thought about how to send back information via rythmic anal clenching.

Only then did I conclude that it’s probably easier to get better at chess.

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A YouTuber tested it and confirmed it’s not that difficult to detect messages. They didn’t use Morse code but rather a simplified set of signals for move notation

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It’s in the ankles, right? I guess even if it’s a different part of the body than the inside of one’s butt (a sensitive part of the body), makes it plausible that it’s also possible for communication (perhaps one-way—towards the plug wearer).

I’m assuming the accomplice would then be watching through some camera feed, right? That makes it at least plausible since there’s no need for kegels (to send information the other way).

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We need an expert on this. You gotta go find the guy that designed that butt plug revolver with the clench activated trigger.

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Wait, what?! That’s actually a thing now?!

Not really up to speed with butt-tech. Hahaha! There goes my search history!

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The thing is that the game was broadcast live. One-way communication was enough

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This is a joke from Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

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Except that this happened before the episode came out.

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Oh lol that makes sense. I only relate to the world through IASIP…

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It was mentioned as joke by Eric from chessbrah during a stream, then it got clipped around went and full on viral when ol Musky shared it.

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