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Do you wipe standing up or sitting down

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I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

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FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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Sitting, why tf would you stand? I’m already seated and standing up is totally unnecessary.

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Razputinsgirth@kbin.social
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My ass and thighs are where most of my weight is stored so there’s very little room to stick my hand in without neatly moving my dick and balls outta the way

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Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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you wipe from the front??

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Razputinsgirth@kbin.social
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Good question yes because to wipe from the back my dick and balls would be on the toilet seat. Also bad shoulders tbh

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jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.eeOP
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it’s really hard out here for us thicc thighed homies 😔

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Razputinsgirth@kbin.social
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I appreciate your understanding

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FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social
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Try wiping from the back?

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