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I read another article that said a lot of cheaters do consult software that will suggest good moves. I’m just wondering how you get a sex toy to transmit the data about all the pieces on the board and request it back. Is he squeezing a butt plug with his anus in Morse code with the positions of every piece? Is there a network attached device connected to pick up the signal and send a request to an API and return the Morse code to his butthole? If he can do all that, IMO that’s even more impressive than being an elite chess player

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You’re missing the more obvious possibility. Someone else is recording the game, inputting the moves, and sending the commands to vibrate. Player only needs to interpret.

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This is why many tournaments are broadcast with a delay. I mean not just for buttplugs, but an earpiece or any other way of getting third-party assistance.

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Someone gave it a try. https://youtu.be/5uDM3fPeNFM

It’s SFW, don’t worry.

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What in the over engineered word salad is this? It was made up in the first place by a sore loser.

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Go find where your father went and suck his cock you sodomite

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2 points

An active imagination is usually a sign of a healthy mind. You might want to dial it back a bit though.

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LOL that escalated quickly

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