A man who grabbed our concept of a centralized internet by the balls and squeezed it so hard that the Lemmy’s user count 65xed in a 3 months period. Thank you for your service

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Wait, he hurts butts of teenagers too?? Outrageous, but not unexpected.

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I read it somewhere that he likes fish sticks and smells of elderberries.

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Hello there king ubermeisters,

It is I, the humble spokesperson for all of Lemmy. We sincerely apologize for falling short of your almighty opinion of opinions and expectations! How naive of us to air our own feelings about someone online and forget about your precious opinions and reaction to reactions.

In the future we will try Uber hard to think about your all-important feelings about another lying corpo pig who outright lied and defrauded one of his own user base. Surely one day your ball gobbling sycophant glory will be repaid in full through a deep and rough anal plunging you so clearly desire. Soon you will join the ranks of your masters - do not fret us lowly people.

Sincerely,

Eat shit.

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Dude not only had to go through my post history to come up with something but STILL only came up with “only idiots use the word sycophant”

Don’t try to play like your self esteem isn’t so low that, despite blocking me, you’ll still come back to check.

Stay bitter and angry and continue to wonder why our life is so miserable.

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