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51 points

he made the shark to witness it all

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30 points

Just as it says in the constitution.

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You’ve no right to view the constitution. It holds secrets only those purified by righteousness may interpret. To quote the Justice Thomas, “I layeth mine pube at the alter of the aluminum can because I hath seen the divine.”

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6 points

A witness shark, because witness trees might get turned into freedom wood.

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