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I had a Tortle Kensei Monk (Ninja Turtle) that had 77 on the trinket table. “A gemstone that looks like a lump of coal when examined by anyone but you.” In one of dungeons we were in, I lost it trying to bribe our way out after the BBEG captured us. I was bummed about it ever since, it was my prized possession. Later on in the campaign I came across a genie who asked us to run off or kill the Aboleth that had taken over his home. In return he would grant us a wish. I’ve never come across a genie ever in my 25 years of playing DND. The group was reluctant to fight it, so I lied and told them we would all get wishes. We defeated the Aboleth and go to ask for wishes. I ask him if we can all have wishes and he shuts that down fast. Before the group can come to a consensus about what to wish for, I blurted out that I wish for my trinket back. Poof, it appeared and now I’m one happy tortle. My companions, not so much.

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…i love you; this is why i play RPGs…

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