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85 points

Most people suck at software engineering.

Plus, there’s always the temptation to do it the shitty way and “fix it later” (which never happens).

You pay your technical debt. One way or another.

It’s way worse than any gangster.

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44 points

Not if you leave the project soon enough. It’s like tech debt chicken.

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16 points

Then, at your new job, you see garbage code and wonder what dumbass would put global variables everywhere

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2 points

That’s how this industry works ;)

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1 point

You’re gonna see that even if you were pious at your own job. So you’re only wasting time.

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20 points

amen

Plus, there’s always the temptation to do it the shitty way and “fix it later”

double amen

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21 points

// TODO: Fix later

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22 points

In a 10 year old commit from someone who’s left the company 5 years ago.

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2 points

I wish I was so lucky to have comments.

in real life, I’m fighting with - I’m not joking - a few dozen “quick patches”. code does not reflect in any point functional requirements, and dude is adamant he’s in the right and supersarcastic in any occasion.

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2 points

Later is the name of the intern my company hired when I resigned :)

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8 points

Rarely have I ever actually had consequences for my sins, which tends to be why I don’t go back and fix them…

If tech debt weight is felt in any way, it tends to get fixed. If it’s not felt, it’s just incredibly easy to forget and disregard.

(This is mostly me not learning my lesson well enough from my time being on Tech Debt: The Team. I do try and figure out the correct way to do things, but at the end of the day, I get paid to do what the boss wants as cheaply as possible, not what’s right :/ money dgaf about best practices until someone gets sued for malpractice, but on that logic, maybe the tech debt piper just hasn’t returned for payment from me yet… Only time will tell)

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7 points

For me most of the people who have written our most annoying tech debt left the company long time ago.

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Ah yeah, that would be a worry, except I forgot to mention that most of the code I work on usually gets thrown away after like 6 months. Makes tech debt not have nearly as big of an impact on me.

We do have a longer lasting code base that the little widgets I make run off of. That has a much more strict requirements to ensure tech debt is not introduced specifically so we don’t end up in that sort of a position.

That said, and yet we couldn’t even keep it out of our own code base. So yeah, I think my original comment is just wrong because I forgot all the ways tech debt actually has effected me in the past and how my industry’s project cycle is so short term that i rarely have the opportunity to run into tech debt that I caused in a problematic way…

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4 points

What industry do you work in?

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7 points

Fair point, I work in a consumer facing, fast turn around, short lived code project industry. Not a typical software project with long life cycles.

These practices would almost certainly bite my company in the ass if we had to maintain anything for longer than year.

Occasionally, we do have to support a client for multiple years, and everytime it’s a hilarious shit show trying to figure out how to keep all the project dependencies up to date. This is likely platform tech debt, and would be the beginning of the problem if we didn’t have the privilege of being able to start over from scratch code-wise for each client’s new order.

I guess I’m just in a lucky spot in the programmer pool where tech debt literally doesn’t hit me as hard as it usually does others, and I just couldn’t identify that before now lol

Instead of saying tech debt isn’t that bad, my tune will change to something else. Like I said, I was on a team at one point that had a worse than usual tech debt problem, and it was unworkably stressful to deal with. Im guessing that experience is more typical of being near tech debt than my other experiences.

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3 points

If you’re smart you do it the quick and easy way and leave the company before it bites you in the ass. Only suckers stay with the same company for more than a few years

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and thats why we are reading a book about clean code at my apprenticeship

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