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I asked to be woken up when September ends. It’s October 10th. You’re late.

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Me starting the toaster before wake-n-bake shitting. Hastily wiping my ass and washing my hands as the smoke detector goes off. Every goddamn day.

For context, I toast in the air fryer and it defaults for 15 minutes and who the hell feels like turning that down.

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