Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it’s not okay and “childish.” As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I’m already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

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True leftists pee in the shower from outside the shower before they turn the water on or get in

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This is the way.

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